Aaaand we’re back.
If you’re just tuning in, you can find part one of How to Punctuate a Conversation here.
I already used my cute intro on last week’s post, so I’ll just pick up where I left off.
Remember when I said your grammar is only wrong if you can’t pull it off?
I stand by that.
But the way some people punctuate dialogue drives me up the fucking wall.
I’m not talking about my clients or anyone else who reads this blog, by the way. You’re all beautiful angels who can do no wrong.
But there are a terrifying number of fiction editors who force their authors to punctuate dialogue all wrong.
And the worst part is it isn’t even their fault.
Having trouble coming up with conflicts for gay characters in your story?
There is a depressing shortage of fiction about gay characters that is:
- Well written
- Well edited
- Not homophobic
- Not about coming out
- To quote Tori Curtis, not “about getting hate crimed”
Many of these stories are actively harmful—not just to gay people, but to everyone who reads them.
The rest just aren’t very original. Yes, it’s fine to read about a gay kid coming out of the closet. But after the 100th coming-out story, it’d be cool to read about a gay kid fighting dragons or falling in love or doing literally anything else.
If you’re writing a story that includes a gay character, consider one of the conflicts below instead of having them struggle with self-hatred, hide their identity, commit suicide, or get murdered or disowned by their family.